Wednesday, February 11, 2026

The sincerity and coming to Islam of عَنهُ اللهَُّ برَض ِ وَ Ikrimah

On the day of the conquest of Makkah,

عَلَيْهِ صلا َ للهُّ
the messenger of granted وَس َ لّم
safety t o the people, except four men and
two women, of whom h e said: «Kill them
all, even if you find them clinging to the
covers of the Kaaba.» Among them h e
mentioned Ikrimah ibn Abi Jahl.
Ikrimah fled and embarked o n a ship, but
a strong wind came up, so the crew of the
ship said: Be sincere in calling upon Allah
Alone, for your gods cannot avail you
anything in this situation.
Ikrimah said: By Allah, if nothing will save
me from the sea except sincerity to Allah
Alone, then nothing except that will save
me on land. O Allah, I promise You that if
You save me from the situation I am in, I
اللهُّ صل shall go t o Muhammad
and put علَيْهِوَس َ لّم my hand i n his, and I shall certainly find
him kind and generous. So he came and
became Muslim... Narrated by Abu Dawud an

Monday, February 2, 2026

Advise to parents


  1. Warn your son or daughter not to sit on anyone's lap, no matter who it is.
  2. Never change your clothes in front of children older than two years of age.
  3. Don't let your child go to someone's house alone.
  4. Watch the cartoons first. Today many of these series contain pornographic content.
  5. Never allow your son or daughter to be jokingly referred to as someone's wife or husband.
  6. Whenever kids go out with their friends, find out what kind of games they play. You know what I mean.
  7. You have to give them sex education, otherwise they will get useless information from the wrong place.
  8. Parental controls should always be set on the network your child accesses.
  9. Keep checking your child's browsing history from time to time.


 

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Modern requirements for marriage


 Female (POV).


Looking for a simple, halal, low-pressure marriage.


Requirements below (bare minimum):


Must be emotionally intelligent, financially unstoppable, spiritually ascended, tall enough to change lightbulbs without effort, confident but mysterious, gentle but intimidating, ambitious but never stressed, healed since birth and ready to lead instinctively.


Preferably already successful, but also available 24/7, including during meetings, gym, sleep, umrah, and personal growth phases.


Must not rush things, but also propose at the exact right moment without discussion.


Should involve family, but only after I’ve emotionally rehearsed it 47 times and consulted my intuition.


Should communicate clearly, but telepathically, so I don’t have to explain myself.


Should have provider energy, but money should simply appear without conversation.


Must respect boundaries, except when I want reassurance, attention, validation, emotional safety, spiritual leadership, snacks, or a hug.


Bonus points if you’re basically my dad, but 25, emotionally available, wealthy, handsome, and somehow not alarming.


I’m still “finding myself,” so please arrive fully built, pre-healed, pre-funded, pre-approved by my future self.


Must be traditional, but allergic to tradition when it inconveniences me.


Must be modern, but untouched by modern problems.


Must lead, but only in the direction I was already going.


Must read my mind, but never assume.


Must be calm during conflict, but panic appropriately when I’m upset.


Must be busy building an empire, but reply within 3–5 business minutes.


Must lower his gaze, but notice when my eyeliner is slightly different.


Must be emotionally available, but never need emotional support.


Must be confident, but require zero reassurance ever.


Must plan the future, but live fully in the present.


Must be my peace, my excitement, my safety, my ambition, my motivation, my comfort, my dopamine, and my sense of purpose.


Must understand my silence, my overthinking, my mood shifts, my healing era, my soft girl era, my focus era, my ghosting era, and my return like nothing happened.


Must never change, but constantly evolve.


No pressure.


Just vibes.


Halal vibes.


If this scares you, you’re probably not ready for marriage 💅.